What do you think the sheeps would say if I go up to them and start mumbling 'Baa, Baa, black sheep, have you any wool?'
I imagine they would say this in sheep language....
"Girl, you're off key, please pronounce the baaaa..slower, and with a higher note, since you are female, and sheep language is full of gender based tongue twisting words. oh, ok, ok, try to twist your tongue this way if you can't enlarge your teeth big enough to say something while you smile.."
"Girl, you are so slow..you can't even say those simple hello word properly (Baaa..) We haven't even started on the Blahs.."
Why do Malays have to so apologetic when they can't speak English?
Be happy when we can speak foreign language, for they help us to broaden our horizon, but no need to have inferiority complex when it's not your 'thing'.. So many Malaysian can't speak Malay, and they don't care. That's how 'boleh lah' Malays are.
Be proud of who you are.
"SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA"
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